mecksickan:

So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?

mecksickan:

So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?

you think peta is a reliable source of data so jokes on u 

okay i really think that whole “fuck the poor” video is bullshit 

the point being made is that when he has the “help the poor” sign, people suddenly don’t care and do not give him money. but, like…


1. he is in a busy city, where (clearly non-homeless) people with big signs ask for spare change all the time. most people ignore that shit


2. he doesn’t look like he’s with any sort of organization… he just has a big, ambiguous sign. why would people donate money for a cause if it’s not even clear that their donations are going anywhere? and again, he’s clearly not homeless. that sign is all laminated and shit


3. when he wears the “fuck the poor” sign, he’s giving out pamphlets and not asking for donations. perhaps if you had “help the poor” pamphlets instead with information and suggestions on how to actually help the poor, maybe more people would pay attention. 

idk the whole thing really bothers me.

im a walking dry shampoo advertisement 

i don’t know if i should re-dye my hair alpine green and have that for another month+ or go straight to pastel pink

cause when the summer heat starts i dont wanna be sweating green onto my face and clothes 

curvesincolor:

Do you ever have a problem where you just don’t know how to reply to an argument, not because you don’t know the answer, but you just don’t know where to begin? Like, the foundation of knowledge you’d need to impart to this person before you could even begin to drag them out of their sinkhole of ignorance would cost thousands of dollars if it were coming from a university?

(Source: comfemgem)

lolol offensive humor xDDD

why r people so pc???? freedom of speech 

DO you have syphilis?

hi. this is not a question you ask people and you’re not funny! 

unfollow me ;)

hélp mé

i keep switching my keyboard to french and i don`t know how to fix itÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉ

i love job ads that are so lazily written but GOD FORBID you have one spelling mistake in your resume or cover letter

how can i study for this exam when all i wanna do is watch the catallena music video

footworkdruid:

this is one of my indonesian facebook friends who runs a spam-commenting script and so i get a comment like this on literally everything i post on facebook and since i don’t know what else to call her i just refer to her as “Mysterious Wall of Unicode Suns” and my friends all know what i mean. sometimes people i know in real life come up to me like “man those mysterious wall of unicode suns posts are crazy”

footworkdruid:

this is one of my indonesian facebook friends who runs a spam-commenting script and so i get a comment like this on literally everything i post on facebook and since i don’t know what else to call her i just refer to her as “Mysterious Wall of Unicode Suns” and my friends all know what i mean. sometimes people i know in real life come up to me like “man those mysterious wall of unicode suns posts are crazy”

seriousjones:

*crushes up a bunch of cigarettes and sprinkles them over a salad* they don’t actually hurt you unless you light them